March 2012
I’ve been to the gym every day for like 3 weeks straight. Not ending this streak.
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wwiao: country music is the best how can people not like it when i play san andreas all i listen to is K ROSE Oh God yes. Driving down grove street, killing cops while blasting that song about a horse with no name.
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I wish I was in the League of Extraordinary Gentleman.
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FACT: All pansexuals orgasm violently during...
amperehope: It’s true.
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“Y.O.L.N”
– aborted fetus  (via momjew)
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is there anything sasha grey can't do?
blacktimtebow: faggotspice: crippledbypizza: faggotspice: crippledbypizza: faggotspice: blacktimtebow: make her father proud Because everyone must be so ashamed of anyone in the porn industry…right. I’ve seen multiple instances where parents are more than aware of their child being in the porn industry, or being strippers, or sex workers, etc, and they support their child...
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queefnasty: my lil sister ate my pizza brah im not mad just sad i was looking forward to it but the opportunity gone like being late to a booty call or sumn like that
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Nicolas Cage should just win every award every...
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barackosama: I can’t mess with skinny girls, seeing your rib bones just makes me hungry
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Lesbian are always cooler/more attractive than...
Fuck life.
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I’m starting a protest against women wearing too much blush. This needs to end once and for all.
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someone: we need an idea for Hot Topic t-shirts
someone else: how about charlie the unicorn
someone: that is old as fuck no one care about THAT shit anymore,,,
someone else: what about edgy emo tees????
someone: no.... thats too obvious......
genius: IVE GOT IT
genius: WE TAKE 'GIR' FROM INVADER ZIM
genius: AND PUT HIM ON A T-SHIRT
someone: but we've already done that like a hundred times
genius: WAIT LET ME FINISH
genius: WE TAKE 'GIR' FROM INVADER ZIM......
genius: AND PUT HIM ON A T-SHIRT
genius: WITH "U MAD?" WRITTEN UNDER IT IN ALL CAPS WITH BIG BLUE LETTERS
the conference room is quiet
everyone stares in awe at the genius
someone begins to stand up and clap
the others begin to stand up and clap as well until the room is roaring with loud clapping sounds
someone: its PERFECT
everyone starts crying at the sheer beauty
one million shirts are manufactured and shipped to hot topic stores across the globe
hot topic sales go up 100% that week
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